Coming May 1 2009....

Well, holiday's here and I think I'd indulge myself for half a day before getting down to work, so I thought I'd post something about probably one of the biggest projects in comicgeek-dom this year apart from the death and retconning of so many characters in both DC and Marvel I stopped caring (trying to follow it would hurt the brain more than doing Calculus)--especially in that Dan Didio's brainchild (read: not a c ompliment) Final Crisis.
After the insane success of the X-Men movies in the box office since the beginning of this new millenium (and inspired many comic book movie adaptations to take flight), the people in Hollywood had decided to do a Wolverine movie, seeing that the guy hogs more and more spotlight with every consecutive movie even more than Jean Grey herself. The great news is that Hugh Jackman--guy's been described as the thinking woman's sex symbol--signed up to play everyone's favorite grumpy Canadian. The bad news is that a million other mutants seemed to be signed up as well and so far, a lot of people in forums are thinking how those million mutants can fit into three movies (the actors apparently got signed up for a three-movie-deal) with Wolverine's back story as the backbone of the story.
Now, Wolverine's a really interesting guy: he can't remember his past, and he's been around since forever. (He's near immortal, you see). Guy was an experiment subject that gave him those trademark claws and adamantium skeletal structure--but he already had a mutation in the first place, which was his astonishing healing ability. I'm sure that would be really good in the screen--for around half an hour.
IMDB's summary for the movie is Wolverine lives a mutant life, seeks revenge against Victor Creed (who will later become Sabertooth) for the death of his girlfriend, and ultimately ends up going through the mutant Weapon X program. So we'd have like an hour of James Howlett (I don't even know if they're using the James persona or just straight away with 'Logan') coming out as a mutant, emo probably about whether his girlfriend would accept him or not, and once she does, she gets killed by Victor Creed and he'll spend the rest of the movie chasing him, getting owned by Creed and then turning to Weapon X experiments to try and level the playing ground, but instead was turned into the amnisiac furry Wolverine we all know and love.
(Or if all else fails, they can always concentrate on Wolverine's many past lives)
Uhh yeah. So where do the rest of the cast come in?
We all know where Sabertooh factors in--he's Logan's archnemesis after all. Still not sure who James/Logan's girlfriend would be--in the past, he used to be sweet on this Japanese gangster daughter of some sort named Mariko. There would be a William Styrker, and a Deadpool and a Silver Fox. And there are so many rumors no one's sure who's gonna be in or not, but to many fans' chagrin, there seems to be no Jubilee or Shadowcat that can hang around as a smart-ass (in a good way) sidekick to lighten up Wolverine's angst.
And then there's Gambit.
Everyone's favorite card charging, wise crackin' thief Cajun who got left out of the first three X-men movies and left fans fuming, which only makes me suspect that Remy's involvement in this Wolverine movie is fanservice. Remy's gonna be played by Taylor Kitsch (that picture at the top of the entry has a purpose!), who speaks French, is hot, and is an excellent actor. Here's a benefit of the doubt for the Cajun accent and Gambit's appearance (although he needs to wear his fringe down, and make his eyes red-on-black somehow). I'm not particularly concerned if the card throwing's gonna be CG or not (not everyone can throw cards like magicians) as well. But rather, what the hell is Gambit doing in a Wolverine back story?
I hope the movie producers and Taylor Kitsch know what they are getting into. Remy's probably one of the most famous X-men (or non X-men) in the current and any alternate universe, and if they screw him up, the movie would have to contend with the label the movie that screws up Gambit, and Taylor Kitsch won't be popular with the many many Gambit fans. Now, Remy's got a complex backstory worthy of a movie itself (lol, we may see a spin off of a spin off if his character turns out to be a hit), but none of this has any connection with Wolverine's. Remy's been associated with Sabretooth during the Morlocks Massacre (yet another dreadful piece of his past) when he was in the Marauders and... and... that's it. The movie's being shot in New Orleans, so maybe Logan brushed past Remy or something and a fight or a friendship (or even a hot make out scene--who'd knew?) arose.
So OK, there was an entertaining series of comics on Gambit and Wolverine, but that occurred during their time together as an X-Men (I remembered reading scans about Logan posing as Nightcrawler and Remy as Cyclops. ROFL!). One thing we can look forward to if we put these two together is a lot of funny banters since they're both deliciously sarcastic.

But nothing would ever beat Remy and Rogue on screen. TOGETHER. The fact that Rogue's not gonna be in this movie, and in the course of three movies, Remy may be paired off with some other chick totally stinks. Well, I won't be surprised if Belladona--his wife for a day in the comics--would be introduced, especially if Gambit turns out to be a popular character: fans would want to see him having a romantic side story.
Another character I'd like to see is Mystique. Recently,there was a Wolverine comic on Getting Mystique--after her betrayal during the Messiah Complex storyline. It was a beautiful story that consisted of Wolverine and Mystique's past as well as the savage fight that ended in something like this: Mystique. Wolverine. Bleeding. Fight to the death. Naked. Gun. And we'd get to see that hot model naked except for the blue body paint again ;)
I guess I'd watch the movie regardless of the review since uhm GAMBIT IS IN IT LOL.
....
HOLD THAT THOUGHT. I JUST SAW THE BOOTLEG WOLVERINE TRAI LER FROM COMIC-CONS (ppssstt, don't tell Marvel), and...
WOAH.
Apart from Hugh Jackman being outrageously sexy, everything else shocks me xD One. Sabertooh is not blond. He's actually hot. Two. Is that Emma Frost turning into a diamond after being shot? Three. GAMBIT fadjkfxakjdxfkxfkjjdsxfkmsdx like two fucking seconds of fucking hotness. Trenchcoat. Bo staff. Cards! (But his eyes aren't RED on BLACK!--but that's what makes Le Diable Blanc--his eyes!).
Ah screw everything I've said before. Last time I thought Ironman would suck. Look how it turned out. Wolverine may or may not suck, but d'oh, I'ma fork out money to watch it in the end.
(To watch trailer click here).
But nothing would ever beat Remy and Rogue on screen. TOGETHER. The fact that Rogue's not gonna be in this movie, and in the course of three movies, Remy may be paired off with some other chick totally stinks. Well, I won't be surprised if Belladona--his wife for a day in the comics--would be introduced, especially if Gambit turns out to be a popular character: fans would want to see him having a romantic side story.
Another character I'd like to see is Mystique. Recently,there was a Wolverine comic on Getting Mystique--after her betrayal during the Messiah Complex storyline. It was a beautiful story that consisted of Wolverine and Mystique's past as well as the savage fight that ended in something like this: Mystique. Wolverine. Bleeding. Fight to the death. Naked. Gun. And we'd get to see that hot model naked except for the blue body paint again ;)
I guess I'd watch the movie regardless of the review since uhm GAMBIT IS IN IT LOL.
....
HOLD THAT THOUGHT. I JUST SAW THE BOOTLEG WOLVERINE TRAI
WOAH.
Apart from Hugh Jackman being outrageously sexy, everything else shocks me xD One. Sabertooh is not blond. He's actually hot. Two. Is that Emma Frost turning into a diamond after being shot? Three. GAMBIT fadjkfxakjdxfkxfkjjdsxfkmsdx like two fucking seconds of fucking hotness. Trenchcoat. Bo staff. Cards! (But his eyes aren't RED on BLACK!--but that's what makes Le Diable Blanc--his eyes!).
Ah screw everything I've said before. Last time I thought Ironman would suck. Look how it turned out. Wolverine may or may not suck, but d'oh, I'ma fork out money to watch it in the end.
(To watch trailer click here).
